Built on the success of sister venues in Edinburgh and Glasgow, regarded by many as the best comedy clubs in the country, The Stand Newcastle is already recognised as one of the best venues in the North East for comedy, by punters and comedians alike. Offering comedy seven nights a week and attracting some of the biggest names in comedy while supporting new local acts, there’s something for everyone. The Weekend Shows (Thurs – Sat) feature 5 acts over a 2 hour comedy showcase and Red Raw every Wednesday is where new comedians get to test themselves in front of a packed audience.
The Stand Bistro is open every day and has established itself as one of the best places to eat in Newcastle city centre. Seasonal menus featuring the best locally sourced ingredients create tasty food at affordable prices. There is also a lovely, relaxed and enclosed courtyard where you can sit in the sun and enjoy a scone too. So whether you want a delicious meal, light lunch or just a cup of tea and a chat, The Stand Bistro is for you
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Monday 11:00 - 00:00
Tuesday 11:00 - 00:00
Wednesday 11:00 - 00:00
Thursday 11:00 - 00:00
Friday 11:00 - 01:00
Saturday 11:00 - 01:00
Sunday 11:00 - 00:00
Telephone: 0191 300 9700
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