Split Ends - Alphabetti Theatre

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I love you but you make me want to cut my hair.

The thing about split ends is that as soon as you cut one off, somewhere else on the head, another strand of hair will split. Cut, split, cut split, ad infinitum.

Claudia is consumed by her split ends until she falls in love with a Vacuum, an actual Vacuum, who happened to be the hairiest thing she’d ever fallen in love with. A thing that made her want to pluck her arm hairs, wax her legs and cut her hair.

The Vacuum would shed his hairs, leave, disappear, reappear, shed, tell her he loved her, tell her he lied, leave, shed, appear, shed, malt, love, lie, cheat, shed, shed. Claudia cut hairs, plucked hairs, vacuumed hairs, hunted hairs, waiting for him to pull the plug on what they had because she couldn’t.

In an exploration of coercive control, love and the addiction to people who hurt us, this five star production which is “as raw as they come” attempts to understand when we are meticulously in control or incredibly out of it.

Critically acclaimed tragi-comedy, SPLIT ENDS follows the story of a woman who falls in love with a Vacuum. Using physical theatre, puppetry and multi-media, this ‘Sarah Kane Rave’ explores control and abusive power disguised as love.

Event Dates

Date Available Ticket Types Ticket Price Book Tickets
13th May 2026,
7:30pm
  • Standard
  • GBP 3 - 15
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14th May 2026,
7:30pm
  • Standard
  • GBP 3 - 15
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