Her door is always open She really must get that fixed!
Ms. Quadrant will see you now! Step into the world of everyones boss, The Delta Quadrant, and play a fly on the wall watching what the boardroom broad gets up to when she thinks no ones around.
The Delta Quadrants Open Door Policy sees our entrepreneurial protagonist in her office with the audience privy to a day-in-the-life as she conducts meetings, pitches new schemes, demands outrageous things from her personal assistant Stephanie and performs musical numbers as part of a descent into money-hungry madness.
While anyone and everyone can boast of being a billionaire today, let this blonde-bobbed CEO explain how to do it backwards and boozed up after one too many martinis at lunch.
The Delta Quadrants Open Door Policy is part stand-up comedy (dont tell her that), part drag show (definitely dont tell her that) and 100% seriously bad business.
A relative newcomer in the world of performance, The Delta Quadrant has delighted audiences, bringing her fiscal frivolity to stages across the North East, working with Curious Arts as part of their comedy programming, at the first ever Bishop Auckland Pride, and becoming a fan-favourite and Miss Congeniality of Drag Idol 2024.
Praise for The Delta Quadrant from her colleagues:
Shes a breath of fresh air on the scene. Everything she does makes you feel like youre witnessing something truly special. A rising star to watch! - Choriza May
One to watch I want to work for The Delta Quadrant. Give me a job! - Miss Rory
"As professional and reliable as her CV states, and the only person who can truly make me laugh out loud." - Reese Wetherspoon
The Delta Quadrant somehow makes work feel fun! A perfect balance of campery with business related humour. Id give her a 5.0 rating on Glassdoor. - Sweet Boy
So get ready for 45 minutes of corporate chaos as this delusional doyenne gets up close and personal with her employees with her trademark Ted Talk bravado, camp humour and questionable ethics. Just remember to bring your profit and loss report for a show like no other.
Ms. Quadrant will see you now! Step into the world of everyones boss, The Delta Quadrant, and play a fly on the wall watching what the boardroom broad gets up to when she thinks no ones around.
The Delta Quadrants Open Door Policy sees our entrepreneurial protagonist in her office with the audience privy to a day-in-the-life as she conducts meetings, pitches new schemes, demands outrageous things from her personal assistant Stephanie and performs musical numbers as part of a descent into money-hungry madness.
While anyone and everyone can boast of being a billionaire today, let this blonde-bobbed CEO explain how to do it backwards and boozed up after one too many martinis at lunch.
The Delta Quadrants Open Door Policy is part stand-up comedy (dont tell her that), part drag show (definitely dont tell her that) and 100% seriously bad business.
A relative newcomer in the world of performance, The Delta Quadrant has delighted audiences, bringing her fiscal frivolity to stages across the North East, working with Curious Arts as part of their comedy programming, at the first ever Bishop Auckland Pride, and becoming a fan-favourite and Miss Congeniality of Drag Idol 2024.
Praise for The Delta Quadrant from her colleagues:
Shes a breath of fresh air on the scene. Everything she does makes you feel like youre witnessing something truly special. A rising star to watch! - Choriza May
One to watch I want to work for The Delta Quadrant. Give me a job! - Miss Rory
"As professional and reliable as her CV states, and the only person who can truly make me laugh out loud." - Reese Wetherspoon
The Delta Quadrant somehow makes work feel fun! A perfect balance of campery with business related humour. Id give her a 5.0 rating on Glassdoor. - Sweet Boy
So get ready for 45 minutes of corporate chaos as this delusional doyenne gets up close and personal with her employees with her trademark Ted Talk bravado, camp humour and questionable ethics. Just remember to bring your profit and loss report for a show like no other.
Event Dates
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1st August 2025, 7:00pm |
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