I was told to write something to market my new show Loophole, but to be honest, I don’t think you’re going to decide whether to buy a ticket or not based on this half-arsed collection of words.
So, really, all I need to do is reach the required 100 words. That’s 50 so far. Nearly there. Ooooh, what about my favourite fact: did you know that when you swallow a spider, it can taste your dreams?
Really? No, of course not. But it used up some words. 10 more left.
Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole.
Come to the show.
So, really, all I need to do is reach the required 100 words. That’s 50 so far. Nearly there. Ooooh, what about my favourite fact: did you know that when you swallow a spider, it can taste your dreams?
Really? No, of course not. But it used up some words. 10 more left.
Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole.
Come to the show.
Event Dates
| Date | Available Ticket Types | Ticket Price | Book Tickets |
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3rd October 2024, 7:30pm |
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| Book Now |
